I'm in this for the ice cream.

Women. Let's take a stand here. You can be thin as a rail but for the love of god buy your clothing in the right size and buy clothing that COVERS YOU. CLOTHE THYSELF. Thou shalt not unleash thy POOCH. I know how exciting it is when you can squeeze into that dream size, but don't go out in public unless you are NOT SQUEEZING. You will look fat. Even if you are in a size 00. You may attract attention from construction workers and mallrats, but for every catcall, you are getting a look of disgust from at least one other source (perhaps even a construction worker or a mallrat).

Sorry, I've seen some disturbing things lately that make me miss the layered look--where you couldn't actually see the shape of the person underneath all the clothes, but the clothes showed that person's sense of style and lent a certain subtle seductiveness. If you are sexy, you can work it through an eskimo-suit. You don't have to say "oooooh, look at my love handles." "Check out my belly." "How do you feel about lower back tattoos and belly button rings--I want to show them to you before you even know my name." How cheap. How vulgar. How is it that I even have to WRITE this?

I'm not averse to showing a little skin but know what? It's gonna be a nicely toned piece of skin that I have thoroughly inspected. LOL. Go ahead and fight me on this if you want. I'm not ashamed of my body. I don't think anyone should hide behind their clothes. But I'm all for exhibiting sophistication and above all TASTE.

Okay, rant over. Shallowness quota for the day: reached.

John Mayer. That's for you, Ms. Dania.

The reviews of The Play are great!