I'm in this for the ice cream.

Minnesota Nice IS:

. . .not saying anything when a very sweet, very inebriated girl unknowingly burns your chin with a cigarette. BURNS YOUR CHIN! Dang I'm nice.

She didn't even notice. If I were friends with her I'd have sent her home, but she's a friend of a friend so I didn't really have the authority and wouldn't have known where to send the cab. Poor thing. We've all been there.

So now I have a burn on my chin. I tried to keep it iced the rest of the time at the bar (thank you, vodka gimlet) and I have been applying aloe and Burts Bees since then. It looks like a curling iron burn. I think it will look fine under some makeup.