I'm in this for the ice cream.

So. In New York, I have
1. witnessed a murder
2. called 911 twice
3. located my favorite thrift stores
4. heard 5 part harmony on the subway
5. seen the tree outside my window bloom
6. quit my first NY job
7. had one party
8. had three out of town visitors
9. fought with my mother in Bloomingdales
10. cried on the phone to the phone company
11. auditioned for the role of pre-material girl
madonna
12. auditioned for a role with (gasp) nudity
13. purchased Scrabble
14. run up my credit cards
15. been hypnotized
16. seen amazing music
17. sung with a rock and roll band for a few weeks
18. made friends with the asian men who run my local
bodega
19. gotten addicted to gofugyourself.com
20. this list is getting stupidly long.