thewildcard
I'm in this for the ice cream.
My Steps for Truly Sophisticated Pumpkin Carving
spicy pork1. Dig out the goop and act like a kid because I have no idea how an adult woman should deal with orange goo and spoons are for quitters.
2. Address the hangnail situation
3. Draw a face with a Sharpie
4. Attempt to carve along the lines and fail miserably
5. Come up with justifications for the mistakes and eventually decide it looks like it's injured, and that's scary. . .right?
6. Seeeeeeeeeeeeds. Worcestershire is a angel that cannot speak its name. No wait. . .I can't speak its name. That's right.
2. Address the hangnail situation
3. Draw a face with a Sharpie
4. Attempt to carve along the lines and fail miserably
5. Come up with justifications for the mistakes and eventually decide it looks like it's injured, and that's scary. . .right?
6. Seeeeeeeeeeeeds. Worcestershire is a angel that cannot speak its name. No wait. . .I can't speak its name. That's right.
Glamorous and Delusional.
Awesomely Bad Links
. . .Was Here.
