I'm in this for the ice cream.

I have a self-standing magnetic poetry board that I keep on my desk to play with when my computer's being slow (so I don't get Spinning Cursor Rage). I keep the words, from three sets I've collected over the years, in a large chalice from the Globe Theatre (it has a Twelfth Night quote on it; it's pretty neat).

The board was looking pretty full, so while my computer booted, I took a handful from the chalice (to make sure I don't get all the same words) and with the other hand scraped the words off the board back into it. Then I dumped my handful in on top. How marvelous.

BUT WAIT.

Naturally, a couple pieces didn't make it into the chalice as I did said one-handed scraping. While scraping I thought "well, that's okay, I'll use them as my first sentence, whatever they are."

Three words fell. "Death" "by" "Anxiety"

Holy fucking shit. Pardon my French.